Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Oh how I egg him on

Joe:  I been on this g#ddamn phone all night.  I'm trying to watch the hockey game & I keep gettin' all these g#ddamn calls.  I got sweat comin' out of my ears I been talkin' so long.

Alicia: Who's been calling?

Joe: Oh, Tom from that reunion I just went to. 
(Alicia here, I had never heard this guy's name before 2 weeks ago, now the guy has called my dad 5 X in the last 2 weeks)

Alicia:  What, are you 2 BFF's now?

Joe:  Hell no, I don't need no BFF.

(If you know Joe, hearing him seriously say "BFF" is freakin' hysterical)

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