Warning: may contain uncomfortable material:

Joe: So you know how I fixed the sink in the brown bathroom... I was cleaning out underneath it and I found some female products.
Alicia: Oh, yikes, those must be really old. What are they, pads?
Joe: I don't even know what they are, they're not those skinny tube things, more like a handkerchief.
Alicia: Oh lord, throw them away.
Joe: I also found some kleenex, I never use them, I just use my wrist. You want 'em?