Friday, January 1, 2010

over at joe's for dinner, i was cutting up onion for a salad. joe had made french onion soup & some other things.
Joe: That french onion soup needed 2 pounds of onions. That's a lot of onions.
Alicia: Doesn't it burn your eyes to cut up that many onions.
Joe: No, not really.
Alicia: Well you must be an alien.
Joe: An illegal alien? I always thought they were illegal immigrants. Shit, an alien? I thought they were from Juan Mexico. But they must be from some shittin place like Saturn.
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2 comments:

  1. Karin PriceJanuary 2, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    Joe ponders serious topics such as immigration.....from Saturn. You can't make this shittin stuff up.

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  2. KeemsterJanuary 2, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    At least he didn't say they were from Pluto--then we'd actually know one of them!

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