Joe: I've got this g#ddamn corn kernel stuck in my tooth. The son of a b#tch won't come out. I keep jabbing myself in the gums with this toothpick & I ain't makin' any headway. Let me call you back.

30 seconds later

Joe: It wasn't a corn kernel, I pulled it out & looked at it & said, "this ain't no corn kernel, it's a g#ddamn sweet potato skin. "