I just called Joe to ask him about something that took place 6 years ago. He kept futzing around when he answered the phone:
Alicia: Why'd you answer the phone all weird?
Joe: I hit the wrong buttons, I got all the lights off except my little Christmas tree.
Alicia: You remember how much ........... was?
Joe: At 9:45 at night 6 years later you want me to remember that? I ain't got a clue.
Alicia: Yeah, okay. I'll talk to you later.

3 minutes later phone rings:
Joe: Hey, I just wanted to let you know when you called before you were interupting me watching Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odon's wedding.