Joe: Did you buy your powerball ticket? I sure hope I win so I can afford a new gas cap.
Alicia: What? You lost one again? How long ago was that when you lost 2 gas caps in one week?
Joe: Oh yeah, that must have been 2 years ago. I couldn't believe it. The first time I lost one was somewhere around Bayless & 55. I remember I parked in the emergency lane & walked all the way up & down the entrance ramp looking for the g#ddamn thing. Couldn't find it, so I just had to buy a new one. Then a week later I had just went to that wedding out in the country so I needed gas when I got back. The next morning I noticed the license plate was down & no gas cap. I thought, "son of a b$tch. Joe, you idiot." So I went back up to the gas station & looked around. I was cussing & bouncing around like a monkey. The attendant came on the speaker & said, "sir, can I help you."
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