Joe has to get an annual physical for his job as a driver. He always worries a little about his weight and blood pressure before the physical, so he starts to "watch" his diet about 2 weeks before.
Alicia: How's the diet coming along?
Joe: Oh, pretty good. On Wednesday I just had some breakfast & then all I had to eat the rest of the day was that blue cheese burger and fries from Seamus McDaniels.
Alicia: Isn't that the day you told me you had 15 beers with your buddy & closed the place down?
Joe: Oh yeah, and 15 beers.... and tonight all I had was a piece of chicken on a hamburger bun, some pork & beans, & some potato chips, so that's not too bad, is it?
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The unique Joe. A picture of him & his clock that was as loud as a train & runs backwards.
Joe
The unique Joe. A picture of him & his clock that was as loud as a train & runs backwards.
My dad, Joe
I love my dad to pieces. I think he's hilarious. I write down things he says. I haven't told him I write this because I don't want to taint the results.
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