Joe: You goin' out bummin' today?
Alicia: Yes I am
Joe: Boy, it's cold out, windy & cold.
Alicia: Yeah, you have your heat on yet?
Joe: It ain't THAT cold.
I'm seriously considering it.
Alicia: What, do you have some Council over there you're discussing it with?
Joe: Well, I was looking at my gas bills from last year, & this is about the same time I turned it on last year, so I guess I 'll continue on that track. Turn it on when I can't stand it.
Alicia: What track is that? The crazy track?
Joe: You know that snot booger I got frozen to the end of my nose like an icicle is only 2 inches long, I'm gonna wait 'til it's 4 inches long.
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The unique Joe. A picture of him & his clock that was as loud as a train & runs backwards.
Joe
The unique Joe. A picture of him & his clock that was as loud as a train & runs backwards.
My dad, Joe
I love my dad to pieces. I think he's hilarious. I write down things he says. I haven't told him I write this because I don't want to taint the results.
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