Alicia: Did I tell you we had a code at work the other day?
Joe: What's that mean, like a code blue or something?
Alicia: Yeah, when someone isn't breathing and doesn't have a pulse.
So I started to give chest compressions...
Joe: Oh yeah, we had to learn that at the phone company. Don't you find the spot that dips on your breast bone?
Alicia: Right between the nipples.
Joe: I thought it was in some little divit. Wait a minute, okay, I'm feeling my nipples. I guess that's about right.
Alicia: Haaa, that's the quote of the night, "I'm feeling my nipples."
Joe: Yeah, I'm feeling my nipples, I'm kinda weird.
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