A big day for Joe

Alicia: How was lunch with your buddies yesterday?

Joe: It was good. We got there around 11 & stayed until about 3. I only had 5 beers over 4 hours so that wasn't too bad. After I left there I went to Walgreens & was right by my other buddy's house, so I went over to his place to see how he was doing. He had people over & invited me to stay. So we had some beers. Next thing you know it's 1 am. I had about 10 beers over there, so it was a big day for me.

I woke up the next morning & I felt like sh#t, boy.

Real Housewives of New York

Alicia: Hey, did you watch Real Housewives this week?
Joe: Yeah, I watched it. It was alright. You know they were in Morocco. That Ramona, she's really a loose cannon. She gets real wound up about stuff & boy, those eyes are going 15 different directions.

Cataract Surgery

Joe: Yeah, it was a really pleasant experience. They take you in these cubicles for prep & you can hear all these nurses talking to the other patients. They're real nice. I heard them talking to some of the older people talking all that silly stuff that old people like. The old people eat that sh#t up.

No sugar coating, Joe speaks the truth.

Joe: So the nurse from the cataract surgery center called to get my medical history. She asked if I smoke or drink. I said, 'Speaking of drinkin, I got a question for you. I got a drinkin' deal with my friends from when I was a kid comin' up the Saturday before my surgery. You think it would be okay if I drank at that? I don't have to drink as much as I usually would.'

Nurse: Well how much are you planning on drinking?

Joe: Oh, 'bout 12-15 beers.

The mall & shopping

Joe: I was talking to Angie & she told me how there were some nice men's sweaters at the mall. I told her I wasn't interested. She asked where I shop for clothes. I said, "Shop for clothes? Why would I shop for clothes? I got clothes."

Joe's upcoming birthday

Alicia: Gosh, so you'll be 64 coming up on Wednesday. Can you believe it? Just think when you turn 70, that'll be really old. I don't think I'll believe it. Joe: Yeah, I just hope I don't get sick or stupid.

Skinny Jeans

Joe & I went to lunch today: Alicia: See how all these girls wear those skinny jeans? Do you know what those are? Joe: Yeah, I see gals wear those all the time on tours at the Brewery. They're real tight, right? They're like a leotard. Alicia: (long pause)...... yeah, just like a leotard.