Thursday, May 19, 2011

No sugar coating, Joe speaks the truth.

Joe: So the nurse from the cataract surgery center called to get my medical history. She asked if I smoke or drink. I said, 'Speaking of drinkin, I got a question for you. I got a drinkin' deal with my friends from when I was a kid comin' up the Saturday before my surgery. You think it would be okay if I drank at that? I don't have to drink as much as I usually would.'

Nurse: Well how much are you planning on drinking?

Joe: Oh, 'bout 12-15 beers.

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