Joe: You know Keith called the other day and asked me how long of a cord he should get for his lawn work. He's got a 25 foot cord & a 50 foot cord & he's always borrowing my 100 foot cord.
I told him to get a 100 foot cord so it takes care of the whole lawn.
He said last time he had a 100 foot cord his wife cut through it with the hedge trimmer so he thought he should get a shorter cord.
So he's thinking of getting a shorter cord. That thing will be stretched out like a g#ddamn banjo string. He just needs to tell his wife to get her head out of her a$s.
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