Thursday night I was over at Joe's & I was hungry, so I had a peanut butter sandwich. I noticed there was a used toothpick (Joe is very green & recycles lots of things) on the top of the peanut butter jar, which was sitting on the kitchen table.
I went over there today & noticed the toothpick was on a box sitting on the table instead of the jar of peanut butter.
Alicia: Oh, I see you did the rotation.
Joe: Oh yeah, you noticed that, huh? yeah I turned the table cloth around so the holes wouldn't be where you & Lloyd sat for dinner the other night.
Alicia: No, no, I don't mean the table cloth, although that's a great move, I mean the rotation of the position of your toothpick.
Joe: Ha ha ha. Oh yeah, the other night I was too lazy to turn on the light in the kitchen so I just felt around for something to set the toothpick on, so I put it on that box.
I can't just set it on the table because I'll lose the g#ddamn thing with all those colors in the table cloth.
Alicia: Ohhhhh, no, you definitely wouldn't want to lose it.
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The unique Joe. A picture of him & his clock that was as loud as a train & runs backwards.
Joe
The unique Joe. A picture of him & his clock that was as loud as a train & runs backwards.
My dad, Joe
I love my dad to pieces. I think he's hilarious. I write down things he says. I haven't told him I write this because I don't want to taint the results.
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