Alicia: Alright, I'll let you go, you can get back to watching Hard Core Pawn
Joe: Nah, I ain't watchin' that, I'm watchin' the ball game. The Cardinals are winning... I think they're winning, I got my glasses on all cock-eyed. Hell, I might not even be watchin' the Cardinals, I might be watching' Luciano Pavarotti.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Pop a cap in the gas....cap
Joe: Did you buy your powerball ticket? I sure hope I win so I can afford a new gas cap.
Alicia: What? You lost one again? How long ago was that when you lost 2 gas caps in one week?
Joe: Oh yeah, that must have been 2 years ago. I couldn't believe it. The first time I lost one was somewhere around Bayless & 55. I remember I parked in the emergency lane & walked all the way up & down the entrance ramp looking for the g#ddamn thing. Couldn't find it, so I just had to buy a new one. Then a week later I had just went to that wedding out in the country so I needed gas when I got back. The next morning I noticed the license plate was down & no gas cap. I thought, "son of a b$tch. Joe, you idiot." So I went back up to the gas station & looked around. I was cussing & bouncing around like a monkey. The attendant came on the speaker & said, "sir, can I help you."
Alicia: What? You lost one again? How long ago was that when you lost 2 gas caps in one week?
Joe: Oh yeah, that must have been 2 years ago. I couldn't believe it. The first time I lost one was somewhere around Bayless & 55. I remember I parked in the emergency lane & walked all the way up & down the entrance ramp looking for the g#ddamn thing. Couldn't find it, so I just had to buy a new one. Then a week later I had just went to that wedding out in the country so I needed gas when I got back. The next morning I noticed the license plate was down & no gas cap. I thought, "son of a b$tch. Joe, you idiot." So I went back up to the gas station & looked around. I was cussing & bouncing around like a monkey. The attendant came on the speaker & said, "sir, can I help you."
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