Real Housewives of New York

Alicia: Hey, did you watch Real Housewives this week?
Joe: Yeah, I watched it. It was alright. You know they were in Morocco. That Ramona, she's really a loose cannon. She gets real wound up about stuff & boy, those eyes are going 15 different directions.

Cataract Surgery

Joe: Yeah, it was a really pleasant experience. They take you in these cubicles for prep & you can hear all these nurses talking to the other patients. They're real nice. I heard them talking to some of the older people talking all that silly stuff that old people like. The old people eat that sh#t up.

No sugar coating, Joe speaks the truth.

Joe: So the nurse from the cataract surgery center called to get my medical history. She asked if I smoke or drink. I said, 'Speaking of drinkin, I got a question for you. I got a drinkin' deal with my friends from when I was a kid comin' up the Saturday before my surgery. You think it would be okay if I drank at that? I don't have to drink as much as I usually would.'

Nurse: Well how much are you planning on drinking?

Joe: Oh, 'bout 12-15 beers.