Tuesday, March 1, 2011

A show at the optometrist

Joe: So I went to get those new glasses today with my new prescription. This suave guy comes out in this tie and starts giving me his lines, trying to sell me all that tint bullsh#t. I thought, I'm going to get this guy's attention. I told him, "Buddy, let me tell you what I want. I want just what I got on my face with new lenses." Then he starts saying I can get the no line bifocals and all this bullsh#t. I told him "you're going to have to sell me a brace or something to keep my head up if I'm going to keep listening to all this." They can fish people in with all that sh#t.
He started to see things my way.

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