Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Talking about non-functional things in his house.

Joe: So I go to write a thank you note the other day & I realize I ain't got no g#ddamn pen. I went to my pen drawer and all the pens I got in there are all dried up. I can't believe I didn't have a pen that works in this whole house.

So I went to go to the dollar store to buy some pens. I put my sandals on and they fell apart on me. I couldn't believe it. I must have had these sandals for 20 years. I thought maybe I could put a tie wrap on them.

Alicia: There's no way you've had those for 20 years.

Joe: I think so. I got them right after the time when it was kind of squirrly for guys to wear sandals.

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