Alicia: I got my paycheck today.
Joe: From work?
Alicia: (silent pause for a few seconds... in awe of the stupidity of this question) No, from hooking.
Joe: Oh yeah, you caught me off guard. You mean hooking, like looking for your boo.

(he's excited I taught him the slang "boo" for significant other, he's sticking it in his everyday vocabulary. the other day we were watching real housewives of new jersey and he said, "oh, that must be her boo")