at dinner w/ joe & grandma last night. joe had a salad to start. regarding his salad fork when he finished the salad, (he doesn't know fork etiquette & wound up w/ too many forks when he was finished w/ his salad):

joe: what, do i turn this back in?
alicia: 'turn this back in?' haaaa. nice wording.


walking by a car with a license plate reading "USCS"

joe: i wonder what that stands for... i know the US, but i wonder what the C is. maybe it's corporol. i hope his name's not corporol tunnel.