Joe: What's da deal with this CVS card thing?
Alicia: I'm not sure, I've seen it in their ad, but I don't know what it's talking about.
Joe: This coffee I get is buy one get one free but they ain't got the shittin price on it. They talk about having this card. Lotta their shit in their ads needs a card.
Alicia: I don't know, I know Walgreens has those little booklets of coupons in the store, maybe it's like that.
Joe: I just thought you'd know about it.
Alicia: No, I'm not in the know on that one.
Joe: Yeah, you don't know nuttin.

regarding facebook & how/when people comment on topics:

Joe: So what, do people just sit around on their computer all night and wait to say something?
Alicia: No, it just depends on when they check it if there are any updates or comments about something they said.
Joe: So, yeah, then they're just checking their computer all g#ddamn day long?
Alicia: Well, I think some people can get a noise on their phone every time they have an update.
Joe: I know the noise I'd make. I'd put the phone up to my a$s & blow a big noise. That's the noise I'd make.

Alicia: So what's the surprise for dinner Sunday?
Joe: I ain't tellin' you.
Alicia: What do you mean?
Joe: What do I mean? What the hell do you mean, 'what do i mean?'" I ain't speakin' Vietnamese, I'm speakin' American. And I mean I ain't tellin' you.

Note from Alicia

Sorry all for the no entries. Joe was in Florida, then my computer went on the fritz. He hasn't said anything funny the past few days. I'll keep trying.

Joe: Where do you want to go for dinner?
Alicia: It doesn't matter.
Joe: How bout all you can eat pizza for 3 bucks in Yorkshire?
Alicia: Nah... that sounds like really good quality pizza.
Joe: You get salad & dessert with it. I don't give a shit about quality, it's quantity I'm interested in. I do the 4 by 4.
Alicia: What's that?
Joe: 4 pieces of pizza on 4 plates.

Joe: I tightened up on the nut on the faucet in your basement and then I waited for 10 minutes and it still wasn't leaking.
Alicia: What did you do for 10 minutes, stand there & stare at it to see if it was leaking?
Joe: Yeah, I stuck my eye right up on it. I got back pain now from bending over that long.

Joe: You know, Aldi has toilet paper, 12 double rolls for $5.50. That's about as cheap as you're gonna get it in this day & age. Maybe it's a seasonal item... I doubt it, I mean, people wipe their a$s all year long, don't they?