Sunday, January 10, 2016

The perfect pie

Joe:  I was going to use that pie ring you gave me when I was making this pumpkin pie.  The directions for the pie say to line the outside of the pie with aluminum foil, but it's a pain in the ass.

Alicia:  Did the directions really say that?

Joe:  A pain in the ass, no shit.

Critique of Jane Fonda's boyfriend

Joe:  I'm just watching the Golden Globes.  You should see this old guy sitting next to Jane Fonda.  He looks like he's dead.  I was going to call up and see if there's an escapee from Delmar Gardens.