Joe: I was going to use that pie ring you gave me when I was making this pumpkin pie. The directions for the pie say to line the outside of the pie with aluminum foil, but it's a pain in the ass.
Alicia: Did the directions really say that?
Joe: A pain in the ass, no shit.
Sunday, January 10, 2016
Critique of Jane Fonda's boyfriend
Joe: I'm just watching the Golden Globes. You should see this old guy sitting next to Jane Fonda. He looks like he's dead. I was going to call up and see if there's an escapee from Delmar Gardens.
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