Garage Door

Joe's garage door wasn't working properly.  He even pulled his car right up to the door & still nothing.

Joe:
So, i'm thinkin' the easiest fix would be a "battry."  I looked in my drawer for a 9 volt "battry" since I usually keep spares of each kind.  But, I ain't got one, so I'm looking in all my gadgets I got:  cordless phone, answering machine, nothing takes a 9 volt battry.  I looked in your room thinkin there might be one in grandpa's old stuff.  Here I see a smoke detector box that's never been opened, probably 50 years old.  On the box it says, "comes with brackets, screws" and sure as sh#t, a 9 volt battery.

I put that in and the son of a b#tch worked right away.  I tell ya, I am a technology kind of guy.

I pulled up from work yesterday & pushed the opener  button at the end of the street & the g#ddamn garage door about flew off the tracks.  My porch lights flicked on & off.  Sh#t man, I know some sh#t.