Joe's kind interactions with other drivers

I was using my new fancy phone in the car on the way home from dinner with Joe:

Alicia:  Does me using this phone remind you of the time you yelled at that guy on highway 55 & told him to "stick that phone up your ass & pay attention to the road'?

Joe:  Ha ha.  Did I tell you about the lady who cut me off the other day on my way to work?

Alicia: Oh boy, no

Joe:  I was on highway 55 & she musta forgot to get over early enough to get off for her exit & she cut me off.  So I layed on the horn & that was that.  Well, the next  day I saw the same car with the same lady, so I knew where she needed to get off, see.  So I just got in the lane next to her & stayed steady with her speed, she sped up I sped up, she slowed down I slowed down.  I wouldn't let her over.  So it was gettin' close to her exit and I could tell she was getting antsy.  She started honking the horn & signalling, I looked over and gave her the finger and kept drivin.'