Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Long handled sponge

Joe:  So which things do you think I need to buy out of that kit for hip replacement surgery?

Alicia:  Well, you already have the reacher.  It's too bad you have to buy a long handled sponge... seems like such a simple thing.

Joe:  Well I got that sponge on a handle that I use to wash my back,  Why don't you go get it.

(I go downstairs & am looking around in the cabinet, looking for something like a loofah sponge on a stick.  Not finding anything.)

Alicia (yell upstairs):  I can't find it.  What's it look like?

Joe:  It's that blue & white thing.

Alicia: All I see is a blue & white toilet brush.

Joe:  Is that what that is?  I use it for a sponge to wash my back.

(disclaimer:  he's never used it in the toilet, thank God)