Joe: So you know I got this physical for the Brewery coming up on Friday, so I'm going to try to watch what I eat until then. I'd like to be down about 5 more pounds so it helps my blood pressure.
I'm meeting up with my buddy on Monday at the Blarney Stone. I'm only going to drink a bucket, so 6 beers, that's okay isn't it? And usually I get a 16" pizza, but maybe I won't do that. I guess I could get chicken wings instead, that'd be okay wouldn't it?
Alicia: Chicken wings? Are you kidding?
Joe: Well, what then?
Alicia: How about some grilled chicken.
Joe: Okay, yeah, I could do that, a grilled chicken sandwich and fries.
What about dinners this week?
Alicia: Try to stay away from foods with a lot of sodium in them.
Joe: Okay, so no tuna fish. Could I have a hot dog?
Alicia: No.
Joe: How bout a pot pie.
Alicia: No
Joe: Well what the hell can I eat?
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Tomatoes
Joe: Did I tell you about the deal I had at Shop N Save with the tomatoes?
Alicia: No, haven't heard that one.
Joe: So I went there to get tomatoes for a salad & they had roma tomatoes for $1.49/pound, that's what the sign said. So when I got up to the cash register, they rang up for $1.69/pound. I thought, "ain't that the sh#ts, but I ain't gonna say nothin' for 20 sh#ttin' cents." So 2 weeks later I go there for tomatoes, the sign said $1.49/pound. Get up to the cash register & g#ddamn if they didn't ring up for $1.69/pound again.
So I told the cashier that the sign said they were $1.49 & I was here 2 weeks ago & the same g#ddamn thing happened. I told them they better change that sign, it's been 2 weeks.
I kept my receipt. I'm going up there today to buy tomatoes. I'm going straight to the tomato section to see what the sign says & if it's $1.49, I'm going to go to customer service & say, "hey, how much are your tomatoes going for?"
If it rings up wrong again they're going to have to call the security guard 'cuz I'm gonna be pissed.
Alicia: No, haven't heard that one.
Joe: So I went there to get tomatoes for a salad & they had roma tomatoes for $1.49/pound, that's what the sign said. So when I got up to the cash register, they rang up for $1.69/pound. I thought, "ain't that the sh#ts, but I ain't gonna say nothin' for 20 sh#ttin' cents." So 2 weeks later I go there for tomatoes, the sign said $1.49/pound. Get up to the cash register & g#ddamn if they didn't ring up for $1.69/pound again.
So I told the cashier that the sign said they were $1.49 & I was here 2 weeks ago & the same g#ddamn thing happened. I told them they better change that sign, it's been 2 weeks.
I kept my receipt. I'm going up there today to buy tomatoes. I'm going straight to the tomato section to see what the sign says & if it's $1.49, I'm going to go to customer service & say, "hey, how much are your tomatoes going for?"
If it rings up wrong again they're going to have to call the security guard 'cuz I'm gonna be pissed.
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