Alicia: So what's the surprise for dinner Sunday?
Joe: I ain't tellin' you.
Alicia: What do you mean?
Joe: What do I mean? What the hell do you mean, 'what do i mean?'" I ain't speakin' Vietnamese, I'm speakin' American. And I mean I ain't tellin' you.

Note from Alicia

Sorry all for the no entries. Joe was in Florida, then my computer went on the fritz. He hasn't said anything funny the past few days. I'll keep trying.