Joe: Where do you want to go for dinner?
Alicia: It doesn't matter.
Joe: How bout all you can eat pizza for 3 bucks in Yorkshire?
Alicia: Nah... that sounds like really good quality pizza.
Joe: You get salad & dessert with it. I don't give a shit about quality, it's quantity I'm interested in. I do the 4 by 4.
Alicia: What's that?
Joe: 4 pieces of pizza on 4 plates.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Joe: I tightened up on the nut on the faucet in your basement and then I waited for 10 minutes and it still wasn't leaking.
Alicia: What did you do for 10 minutes, stand there & stare at it to see if it was leaking?
Joe: Yeah, I stuck my eye right up on it. I got back pain now from bending over that long.
Alicia: What did you do for 10 minutes, stand there & stare at it to see if it was leaking?
Joe: Yeah, I stuck my eye right up on it. I got back pain now from bending over that long.
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