Saturday, February 13, 2010

Joe: Where do you want to go for dinner?
Alicia: It doesn't matter.
Joe: How bout all you can eat pizza for 3 bucks in Yorkshire?
Alicia: Nah... that sounds like really good quality pizza.
Joe: You get salad & dessert with it. I don't give a shit about quality, it's quantity I'm interested in. I do the 4 by 4.
Alicia: What's that?
Joe: 4 pieces of pizza on 4 plates.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Joe: I tightened up on the nut on the faucet in your basement and then I waited for 10 minutes and it still wasn't leaking.
Alicia: What did you do for 10 minutes, stand there & stare at it to see if it was leaking?
Joe: Yeah, I stuck my eye right up on it. I got back pain now from bending over that long.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Joe: You know, Aldi has toilet paper, 12 double rolls for $5.50. That's about as cheap as you're gonna get it in this day & age. Maybe it's a seasonal item... I doubt it, I mean, people wipe their a$s all year long, don't they?